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Set Your Body Ablaze [25 Mar 2004|06:08pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Nerve Agents ]

Well boredom strikes so what better to do than to write loadsa random shite on the computer. Well not much has been happening in my wonderful life, had a fun night round juan lungs the other night, smoked alot, talked alot, played Mortal Kombat special editon all night long, ( fuck everyone NOOB SAIBOT is the man). Might be joining another band of the hardcore variety, which will be cool as yo moma, first practice on saturday.
Ok well i compiled a list of positive action whcih i must start immediatly
1) I must stop playing the Sims so much, it is not real life
2) Stop buying loads of stuff i cant really afford from interpunk
3) Eating so much cheese, it will give me nightmares
4) Being such a super dork on the internet
5) Actually go into town, its shit but it has to be done
6) Get a job, i have one ready but you know what its like
7) Stop bleating on about how good The Clash are, everyone already knows, and if they dont they are stupid
8) Same as above except swap The Clash with The Jam, The Misfits, The Ramones, The Libertines etc

Fuck a duck, smell ya later x

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The curse of Los Filamentos [12 Mar 2004|09:05pm]
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | Terror ]

Well back from tour 4 days early, why? you might ask, well after seven great days and a cracked windscreen our vans exhaust decided it had had enough, we decided to carry on with the tour so long as the van was still working. Little did we know that the fumes from said exhaust where slowly working there way inside the van and into the our lungs. A night in the nearest German hospital followed as jon f was a little worse for wear and it was decided that it would probably be for the best if we ended the tour early and we all went home to get some rest.

So it seems we still haven't shaken off the van curse, after blowing up two engines it seems the automobile world wanted some kind of revenge and its method, good ol carbon monoxide! Its funny when you look at it but at the same time i cant help but think that there probably was quite a good chance of us dying, i mean that is how people commit suicide. Scary stuff!

The plus side to all of this however is that we did get to play some awesome shows and everyone was amazingly kind to us, especially when we had all the van trouble, so big ups go out to the dude at the Ford garage, he was even prepared to take us into town to get some food, all the people at the hospital who where real helpful and supplied us with food and coffee even though it was 5am!oh and of course MAD tourbooking for being cool and helping us out every 5 mins!

im ill and bored at home, hence the long post!, peace x

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You kids and your damn skateboards! [03 Feb 2004|08:36pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | Avenged Sevenfold ]

Well once again its been ages since i updated, alot has happened but i am way to lazy to write it all, I broke my foot skatin the other night which is a bit lame but on the plus side the album is done and we are off to holland next wednesday which will be dope. I have also gone a bit crazy on interpunk, ordering stuff way to mucg and since i got the sack the other day then its really not the best of ideas. Saw BIG FISH which rocked! Tim Burton is god i swear. Being at home is so boring, i cant even drive at the mo so all i have is phoenix nights to keep me company, still its a rad show so its not all bad. Right time to go and pretend my crutches are terminator guns again, laters x

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Home Sweet Home [21 Oct 2003|11:24pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Bodybag+Misfits ]

I dont mean that at all, been back for two days and already bored as hell! Switzerland was amazing, definatly one of the best trips we have had as a band. It was alot more hard work than i thought, didnt get to sleep much and ate probably a cheese roll a day but some how it never put a downer on any of us!
Saw some amazing bands play, there is a hell of a lot of talent in Europe, its a shame they don't get much credit, finally got to see the Peacocks and they where excellent!. Also probably the best band over the weekend was a ska/rocksteady band called ADJI or something along those lines, i was blown away by how good they where.
Smoked way to much weed as well, they have fine skunk those cheeky swiss!

Oh yea i fucking hate the salon, why oh why would anyone want to watch a programme about a bunch of hairdressers! what next? a show about the people who put cones out in the road or maybe a fly on the wall documentary on floor buffers.

On a good note, i got the misfits early yrs box set, it came in a coffin box, how mother funkin rad is that shitznit!

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Essex=shite [06 Oct 2003|11:29pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | The clash and hope conspiracy ]

Yo yo aint updated for a while so i guess i better, got back from doin a few shows with Consumed the other day. It was much fun, top guys! shame they are splitting up, seems to be happening to everyone these days! We had a day off and went to the corporation in Sheffield which was cool, they had a rad room where all they did was play hardcore so i just sat about in there all night while the rest of the band danced drunkly to bowling for soup and other such shit.
Sunday in Bristol was cool as well, got to stay round rich teas and also hang with Laura, two very cool people who i dont really get to see much off. Well thats a lie we play bristol all the time but still dont get to see em as much as i would like.

So back in chelmsford now and all is pants, if i thought that i would have to be stuck in this crappy town for the rest of my life i think i would commit suicide. everything about it sucks, If anyone wants to slag off chelmsford or essex in general then please feel free to do so in the comments bit.

Oh yea saw rancid which was cool, much better than when i saw em a few yrs back, although the sound was terrible which was a bit of a let down. Saw Mad sin as well which was quality, its all about the double bass yo!

I just watched Blue get interviewed on Frank Skinner, what a bucnh of tossers they are.

Peace x

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Back from the dead [14 Aug 2003|04:29am]
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | Misfits- The Forbidden Zone ]

Its been a while since i been on this thing, mainly because i had to get a whole new computer due to my last one totally dying on me. Alot of stuff has happened over the past few weeks, band wise we got a tour with the casualties booked and a show with anti flag which has got me way to excited!. We have also been gettin cained way to much, i think maybe its a way to escape the boring, soul destroying life in chelmsford we all lead, it has really made me think and confirmed my beliefs in the power of music because without it i really think i would not be bale to cope sometimes.
Saying that much mirth has come forth from the many sessions that have taken place over the past few weeks, some examples being....

1) snaps looks like a frog

2)Iain had lego hands

3) prank phone calls to ritchie, matt and liam pretending to be Darren from BT doing a random line check at 4am

4) Mikey J greening out and falling asleep outside surrounded by his own vomit

5) Wigs new haircut, number two all over then a well placed bald patch

6) Petes new haircut, the MR T

7) Late night nightmare viewing

8) Nights of Death By Stereo marathons

One last thing, everyone should really go and buy these cd's, Fireapple Red (self titled), Give up the ghost (background music).
Laters x

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David Jatt [11 Jul 2003|02:41am]
Righto well um time to update, Went to a few cool parties, first was lukes, god bless him. Kitchen utensils scar, but scar in a way that looks kinda good. Lukes garden is like big brother. Party number 2, people got wet, trampolines are fun!. Iain hit his head with a spoon, almost cried. lump was tres grande. I decided i really want a tree house.
Some dude had a pop at me last night at the pub when i asked for a coke, he said 'hey do you want ice or a mirror', that was his oh so clever way of saying i wasnt a man unless i drank beer. What an ignorant macho cock sucker, i really hope he dies of heart disease brought on by drinking and then we will see where his witty comments get him. When will people realise that it is personal choice, and just because they like to do it doesn't mean everyone else should. If i hear one more tosser make a remark about none drinkers i am gonna set them on fire, piss on there ashes and send them to there mothers.

On a plus side i have learnt to love skoidats again!
xxx
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[23 Jun 2003|08:04pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Death by Stereo- If looks could kill, i'd watch you die ]

Wahey so back from HITS even if i was only there for one day, The show before with LOC was pretty rockin and it was good to see some of me buddies there, cheers for showin up and lynze i will come and see ya before you go dont worry!, Had a well shitty and boring drive to jays in sheffield that night, where we slept on the most uncomfortable floor, it was like sleeping on a brush. Left for HITS at 9 the next day which wasn't fun but i did find out you can create very unique hairstyles with a can of hairspray and driving 80mph with your head out the window. When i say unique, this does not mean that it looked good.

HITS was great fun however and i really wich we could have gone for the whole weekend, pretty much everyone was there and it was wicked to see everyone all having a good time. I didnt actually get to watch that many bands but the ones i did see seriously rocked, Antimaniax pulled off a blinder as did everyones favourite cheeky epsom lads the foamers!
We played at 4.30 whcih was a shame cos it was the same time as Da Skywalkers who are amazing and i really wanted to watch em but hey nevermind, we all really enjoyed playing and the crowd was awesome so thanks to everyone who gave us the time of day, it was greatly appreciated!

Only low point came at the end of the night when there was a bit of trouble with some locals, won't go into to much detail but it was kinda funny seeing a bunch of townies with knives running away from Tom and george from the antimaniax, who where armed with sticks. The drive home was pretty lame and it took from 11pm to 8 am fro me to get in my house but it was a fun weekend so it made up for it.

Oh yea never let meg wrestle you, she will win every time

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legoman hair cut is the shit! [16 Jun 2003|03:29am]
[ mood | devious ]
[ music | Theme tune from the cramp twins ]

once again its been fucking ages since i updated this, um still not much has happened, had first practice for a little project today and it was rockin, motley crew style. Went to brighton with a few chums to take in the fresh sea air and marvel at the sights and sounds, saw the foamers play, always fun. Drunk tea round kates, went to the student bar place where everyone looked like they wanted us to die, left quickly.
Best new word ever COCKSLAP thank you emma, good party shame about iain being a clumsy twat, and whcih indiana jones was it when he fights the big german wrestler guy and he gets chopped up by a plane?.

Too much ska can kill this is true!
Too much Death by Stereo cant!
remember this!

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because you touch yourself at night! [03 Jun 2003|02:01am]
[ mood | bitchy ]
[ music | rise against ]

howdy neighbours, i am gettin pretty slack with this whole journal thing, so i thought best give it a bit of an update. There aint alot thats happened recently, oh yea i fucking hate moody soundguys, we had one last night that was just the biggest fuck face i have ever met. I am missing life on the road quite a bit, i hate being in shitty chelmsford, its so boring it makes me want to put on an emo song and cry.
The good news is that we almost got all the songs ready we are gonna record and i really can't wait to do that, also labels should be sorted soon, so all is looking up in the filaments camp.

ok well i don't really have anything more to say so here is a list of things i hate.....

1) Smelly people, why oh why can't you just wash

2) die hard straight edge kids who don't have a clue, its cool if you don't want to drink or smoke or anythin but stop goin on about it, its getting boring.

3) busted, good charlotte, simple plan etc, you should all be thrown in a big hole and covered up never to ruin our lives with your annoying and predictable music again.

4) having to get up for work

5) the punk police, practice what you preach!

6) people in gangs, get a life

7) townies who walk around with there shirts off and the sunglasses on when there is no sun, do you not realsie how dumb you look.

8) me for moanin so much

Oh yea i forgot today fawksy made a complete tit of himself by tryin to do some sort of dance round andys records, half moon walking into a disply and knocking the whole thing over. It was one of the funniest things i have seen for ages, the look of shame on his face was just classic.
peacex

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back from the dead [26 May 2003|04:04pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | P.A.I.N ]

howdy folk, its been a while i know, so to anyone who thought i was dead, its not true. Alot of stuff has happened over the past week so i have'nt had any time to update this thing, first off city invasion was cool, I have to say i enjoyed the London one more though, it was cool and i met alot of top people, all the bands totally rocked as well. We then went on a run of about six shows, mostly with Lightyear and Captain Everything and to top it all off ritchie (the birdman) merch bitch came along to, ahh wonder boy.
The only low point of the whole week came from when we got stuck in traffic on the way to the manchester show for about 7 hours, and when we finally got there the promoter almost didnt let us play, we finally convinced him to let us go on but the sound guy, who looked so much like Mr T, refused to do the sound for us, so big thanks to natalie for doin it at the last minute.

yea so um there is alot more to write and alot of fun stuff happened as you can imgaine if you tour with lightyear but i cant be bothered to type anymore x

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lain duffer is god [12 May 2003|12:57am]
[ mood | refreshed ]
[ music | Slayer baby! ]

Well i have had a pretty rad couple of days, despite being ill and the giving up smoking thing, (still on the straight and narrow), we played a fun show on friday in derby and then saturday it all went a bit wrong, the slackers gig went ahead and five mins before we where gonna go on we where told that the slackers due to having a two hour set wanted to go on then, despite us and fellow band the big not being able to play, oh well sucked a bit but it was cool just seein loads of people that i aint seen in ages, and of course seein all the bands that played throughout the day, huge props to fireapple red, they are truly amazing and lovely guys.

Lookout people the F tour may still happen and it could be a blinder.

Leftover crack on thursday, lookin forward to that one, unless they have a two hour set as well and we don't get to play again, although somehow i doubt it.

I hate essex its utter wank!

If anyone has anything they hate about essex and they want to share it with the world please feel free to write it in my comments, i will look forward to hearing from you all.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

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fucky bollock shoes [08 May 2003|01:01am]
[ mood | restless ]
[ music | Wake up your Dead ]

Evening one and all, i have now resisted smoking for two days and it is actually ok, still ill as fuck so i guess that probably helps resist the urge. I have however purchased the new Death by Stereo and NOFX cds to keep me entertained and they both rock!

More bad news our van not only needs a new clutch, it now has a diesel leak, it just don't get much better does it, i reckon that sooner or later the fucker is just gonna explode!

can't be bothered to type anymore, i am gonna go feel, sorry for myself.

How lame, fuck feelin ill i am gonna go watch Evil dead x

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[06 May 2003|11:26pm]
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | INDK-rent for sale ]

hmmm I am ill and it sucks ass, I am so ill in fact that i have not smoked all day and i never noticed how edgy i get, i am however determined to cut down that nasty habit because as i read on the packets, apparently it kills you.

Slackers gig this week wahey!

Question of the week..... why the fuck does everything i own always break?

I need my hair cut i look like a yeti.

laters x

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It's my birthday and i fuckin rock! [04 May 2003|04:47am]
Hey hey woo its my birthday! yeaaaaaaaaa thanks to all those who remebered, (surprisingly quite a few) you all rock my world. Had a top banana couple of days, played the smallest venue ever in bristol called the junction, all the bands where amazing and everyone shoild go and see SEND MORE PARAMEDICS for some zombie core action. The only bad point was the fanny face of a landlord being a pansy fag and getting stuck in traffic for 6 hours.

Thank you to lynze and her bros for putting up with us and letting us crash, very noble indeed. The events of that night would take far too long to explain but lets just say i will never ever look at webcams, iain and lipstick in the same light.

Our van broke again, no Howards allias show tommorow, bollocks!!!!!!!

Lightyear are much fun and the dancing indian ric waller doll made my weekend.

funniest quote of the weekend.... jojo on his new hair....'its a little bit gay'

Oh my fuck goodnight x
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[30 Apr 2003|06:41pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Foamers- authority ]

I HATE RAIN!

I Watched the new Halloween film last night, it truly is wank, i mean come on why don't they ever make sure ol mikey boy is dead!, ooo i know i will leave him dangling off the side of a building cos he will never be able to escape, IDIOTS!. Why don't they shoot him in the face, cut off his head, arms and legs, set him on fire, then throw his ashes in the sea, that way he aint gonna keep coming back for crap spin offs.

Good news though i got a brand new digital video camera which means vast ammounts of nudity, skating and general fun to be had.

Oh yea forget your metal gear solid or your splinter cell..... Zelda on the gameboy will never be beaten!

peace x

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Kiss my Face [29 Apr 2003|03:39am]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | nada en la cabeza ]

Today i saw something amazing, i was in Tescos just chillin, when in walked the hairiest woman i ever did see, i'm not talking about the type of hair that may be spotted only when the light cruely shines on it, i am talking the full beard and hairy lip combo!. It truly was the stuff dreams are made of, proper Bin Ladin stylee!

So here is to you hairy tescos woman, keep rockin the facial hair and keep the dream alive.

I put in my hours at shitbusters today and i seriously think that if i have to deal with another inbred customer i am going to loose it, if you have ever seen the film clerks then you would understand.

On a plus side i got to skate today, the weather god felt sorry for me and dried the tarmac for me and my homies to lay down some shit, thank you weather god.

That is all.

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cheers lynze [28 Apr 2003|02:44am]
ok after spending numerous hours trying to figure out how to work livejournal, i decided to swallow my pride and let my good friend lynze do it and she done a fine job! cheers m'dear.Ok i don't really have much to say now so i will list a few things that i ahve discovered over the past few weeks....

1) It is near impossible to piss out of a van at 80mph, Iain found out the hard way and the smell in the van and on his shirt was not pleasant.

2)Jon will not last a whole week back at home without either killing himself or resorting to hardcore drugs.

3)mike can be funny, well sometimes, no really!, um ok yea whatever.

4)simple plan really really suck and i wish them a short career in the so called 'music scene'

5)If pete eats any more he will go pop.

Thank you for your time.
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hmmmm [25 Apr 2003|06:57pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | nerve agents ]

I really really really wish i knew how this thing worked!

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